Buff, I'm storming off. It doesn't really work if you come with me.
Willow
Goody! Research party!
Willow
Guess she's out with Riley. You know what it's like with a spanking new boyfriend.
Willow
He deserves a torturous and slow death by spider bites. Well, for today, we'll just have to throw spitballs at his neck in class.
Willow
He's delirious. He thought I was Buffy.
Willow
How can you be so calm?
Willow
How come you didn't tell me I look like a crazy birthday cake in this shirt?
Willow
If you hurt her, I will beat you to death with a shovel. A vague disclaimer is nobody's friend. Have fun!
Willow
I'm a bloodsucking fiend! Look at my outfit!
Willow
I mean, why else would she be acting like such a b-i-t-c-h?
Willow
It’s the non-relationship drink of choice. It’s not a date, it’s a caffeinated beverage. Okay, sure, it’s hot and bitter like a relationship that way, but…
Willow
I’ve seen honest faces before. They usually come attached to liars.
Willow
I've seen honest faces before. They usually come attached to liars.
Willow
I don't believe this is entirely on the up and up.
Willow
Love makes you do the wacky.
Willow
Okay, so you're a werewolf. No problem. But hey, three days out of the month, I'm not much fun either.
Willow
Okay, your name is Cordelia, you're not a cat, you're in high school, and we're your friends. Well, sort of.
Willow
It's the non-relationship drink of choice. It's not a date, it's a caffeinated beverage. Okay, sure, it's hot and bitter like a relationship that way, but...
Willow
That's me as a vampire? I'm so evil, and skanky... and I think I'm kinda gay.
Willow
Well, I'm...ooh, boyfriend! My on-campus boyfriend. (Oz comes up and he and Willow kiss.)
Willow
Well, you know, I have a choice. I can spend my life waiting for Xander to go out with every other girl in the world until he notices me, or I can just get on with my life.
Willow
When I’m with a boy I like I can’t say anything cool, or witty–or at all. I can usually make a few vowel sounds, and then I have to go away.
Willow