Willow

Buff, I'm storming off. It doesn't really work if you come with me.

Willow

Guess she's out with Riley. You know what it's like with a spanking new boyfriend.

Willow

He deserves a torturous and slow death by spider bites. Well, for today, we'll just have to throw spitballs at his neck in class.

Willow

He's delirious. He thought I was Buffy.

Willow

How come you didn't tell me I look like a crazy birthday cake in this shirt?

Willow

If you hurt her, I will beat you to death with a shovel. A vague disclaimer is nobody's friend. Have fun!

Willow

I'm a bloodsucking fiend! Look at my outfit!

Willow

It’s the non-relationship drink of choice. It’s not a date, it’s a caffeinated beverage. Okay, sure, it’s hot and bitter like a relationship that way, but…

Willow

I’ve seen honest faces before. They usually come attached to liars.

Willow

I've seen honest faces before. They usually come attached to liars.

Willow

Love makes you do the wacky.

Willow

Okay, so you're a werewolf. No problem. But hey, three days out of the month, I'm not much fun either.

Willow

Okay, your name is Cordelia, you're not a cat, you're in high school, and we're your friends. Well, sort of.

Willow

It's the non-relationship drink of choice. It's not a date, it's a caffeinated beverage. Okay, sure, it's hot and bitter like a relationship that way, but...

Willow

That's me as a vampire? I'm so evil, and skanky... and I think I'm kinda gay.

Willow

Well, I'm...ooh, boyfriend! My on-campus boyfriend. (Oz comes up and he and Willow kiss.)

Willow

Well, you know, I have a choice. I can spend my life waiting for Xander to go out with every other girl in the world until he notices me, or I can just get on with my life.

Willow

When I’m with a boy I like I can’t say anything cool, or witty–or at all. I can usually make a few vowel sounds, and then I have to go away.

Willow