Spike

I am just going to go to the kitchen to get some food, then I'm gonna tell you a story to make your balls shrink to the size of raisins.

Spike

I'm saying that Spike had a little trip to the vet, and now he doesn't chase the other puppies anymore.

Spike

I was once a bad-assed vampire. But love and a pesky curse de-fanged me and now im just a big, fluffy puppy with bad teeth.

Spike

Not bad, not bad at all. Well chosen briefs I must say. Chicks dig grey.

Spike

Oh, leave that one! He looks like he's ready to drop any minute, and I think I can eat someone if he's already dead.

Spike

Sometimes I like to crumble the Weetabix in the blood. Gives it a little texture.

Spike

This is the crack team that foils my every plan? I am deeply shamed.

Spike