Name: Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery
Genre: spy film, parody film, crime film
Duration: 95 min
Cast: Elizabeth Hurley, Michael York, Mimi Rogers, Robert Wagner, Seth Green

A vintage microphone on a stand in front of three empty red chairs against a powder-blue background. — Original artwork

It's my happening, baby, and it freaks me out!

Austin Powers

Painterly mirrored disco ball beside a steaming patterned teacup on orange and purple shag. — Original artwork

As long as people are still having promiscuous sex with many anonymous partners while at the same time experimenting with mind-expanding drugs in a consequence-free environment, I’ll be sound as a pound!

Austin Powers

A small aged brass hourglass with almost no sand left in the top, casting a long soft shadow on a dark blue background. — Original artwork

Jimi Hendrix deceased, drugs. Janis Joplin deceased, alcohol. Mama Cass deceased, ham sandwich.

Austin Powers

A weathered round shield rests against folded cloth with a white feather along its rim in warm dawn light. — Original artwork

Only sailors use condoms, baby.

Austin Powers

A smiling pink balloon peeks from a wicker picnic basket beside teal gingham cloth and daisies. — Original artwork

Pardon me for being rude. It was not me, it was my food. It just popped up to say hello, and now it’s gone back down below.

Austin Powers

A small amber glass hourglass containing a pale curled swirl on a charcoal and amber background. — Original artwork

Shall we shag now or shall we shag later?

Austin Powers

Three miniature houses stand on a low blue mound beside a small black spherical bomb with a curved fuse. — Original artwork

There are only two things in this world that scares me and one is nuclear war.

Austin Powers

Magnifying glass on a low brass stand above a long white feather — Original artwork

There you are!

Austin Powers

Painterly green seedling growing in soil inside a rusted metal helmet. — Original artwork

The Cold War's over, Austin.

Basil Exposition

Shiny blue tights hang over a hollow ceramic head-shaped vase against a green background. — Original artwork

Do you like your quasi-futuristic clothes Mr. Powers? I designed them myself.

Dr. Evil

A partly buried teacup opens onto a glowing magenta staircase, with small black chess pieces lined up at its base. — Original artwork

Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to my underground lair. I have gathered here before me the worlds deadliest assassins.

Dr. Evil

A burlap sack spills folded paper scraps onto a red velvet stool and the ground beneath it. — Original artwork

Let me tell you a little story about a man named Sh! Sh! even before you start. That was a pre-emptive "sh!" Now, I have a whole bag of "sh!" with your name on it.

Dr. Evil

A tilted glass jar containing a golden question mark, resting on plum velvet. — Original artwork

Right. Okay, people, you have to tell me these things, alright? I've been frozen for 30 years, okay? Throw me a freakin bone here. I'm the boss. Need the info.

Dr. Evil

Painterly two carved faces turned toward each other, one glowing gold, on dark blue cloth. — Original artwork

Scott, I want you to meet daddy's nemesis, Austin Powers

Dr. Evil

Two small chicken figures and a blue fish sit in a cat-faced bowl beside a curling red ribbon. — Original artwork

I love chicken, I love liver, Meow Mix Meow Mix please deliver.

Dr. Evil

A peach with a smooth pale patch stands on a turquoise saucer beside a small silver razor. — Original artwork

There's nothing quite like a shorn scrotum. It's breathtaking, really. I suggest you try it yourself.

Dr. Evil

Pair of stitched leather gloves enclosing a scarlet embroidered heart patch — Original artwork

Well, don't look at me like I'm frickin' Frankenstein, give your father a hug.

Dr. Evil

When I get angry, Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset. And when Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset... people die!

Dr. Evil

A bald villain in a grey suit sits in a white leather chair with a hairless cat in a volcano lair, seen from behind. — Original artwork

Why must I be surrounded by frickin’ idiots?

Dr. Evil

Painterly torn coat sleeve beside an open red first-aid tin and loose bandages. — Original artwork

You shot me! You shot me right in the arm and it really hurts!

Mustafa

A small paper figure peers from behind a purple stapler beside a tall closed umbrella. — Original artwork

I just think, like, he hates me. I really think he wants to kill me.

Scott Evil

A felt rabbit with a small paper bandage on one ear on a wooden stool, in lavender and yellow tones. — Original artwork

I was thinking I like animals. Maybe I'd be a vet.

Scott Evil

A glass flask on a metal stand contains a folded paper figure, with lilac liquid pooled inside and a drop below. — Original artwork

I hate you! I hate you! I wish I was never artificially created in a lab!

Scott Evil

So, Mr. Evil -

U.N. Representative

Three carved theatrical masks in black, charcoal and pale grey show different degrees of frowning against slate. — Original artwork

Mr. Powers, I would never have sex with you, ever! If you were the last man on earth and I was the last woman on earth, and the future of the human race depended on our having sex, simply for procreation, I still would not have sex with you.

Vanessa

A man in a velvet suit, seen from behind, gives a thumbs-up in a 1960s bachelor pad with a sunken conversation pit, lava lamp and shag rug. — Original artwork

Yeah, baby!

Austin Powers