It's my happening, baby, and it freaks me out!*
Austin
Movies quotes
Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery
It’s my happening, baby, and it freaks me out!* (quote actually debuted in the Roger Ebert screenplay for Beyond the Valley of the Dolls)
Austin
As long as people are still having promiscuous sex with many anonymous partners while at the same time experimenting with mind-expanding drugs in a consequence-free environment, I’ll be sound as a pound!
Austin Powers
Jimi Hendrix deceased, drugs. Janis Joplin deceased, alcohol. Mama Cass deceased, ham sandwich.
Austin Powers
Only sailors use condoms, baby.
Austin Powers
Pardon me for being rude. It was not me, it was my food. It just popped up to say hello, and now it’s gone back down below.
Austin Powers
Shall we shag now or shall we shag later?
Austin Powers
There are only two things in this world that scares me and one is nuclear war.
Austin Powers
There you are!
Austin
The Cold War's over, Austin.
Basil Exposition
Do you like your quasi-futuristic clothes Mr. Powers? I designed them myself.
Dr. Evil
Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to my underground lair. I have gathered here before me the worlds deadliest assassins.
Dr. Evil
Let me tell you a little story about a man named Sh! Sh! even before you start. That was a pre-emptive "sh!" Now, I have a whole bag of "sh!" with your name on it.
Dr. Evil
Right. Okay, people, you have to tell me these things, alright? I've been frozen for 30 years, okay? Throw me a freakin bone here. I'm the boss. Need the info.
Dr. Evil
Scott, I want you to meet daddy's nemesis, Austin Powers
Dr. Evil
I love chicken, I love liver, Meow Mix Meow Mix please deliver.
Dr. Evil
There's nothing quite like a shorn scrotum. It's breathtaking, really. I suggest you try it yourself.
Dr. Evil
Well, don't look at me like I'm frickin' Frankenstein, give your father a hug.
Dr. Evil
When I get angry, Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset. And when Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset... people die!
Dr. Evil
Why must I be surrounded by frickin’ idiots?
Dr. Evil
You shot me! You shot me right in the arm and it really hurts!
Mustafa
I just think, like, he hates me. I really think he wants to kill me.
Scott Evil
I was thinking I like animals. Maybe I'd be a vet.
Scott Evil
I hate you! I hate you! I wish I was never artificially created in a lab!
Scott
So, Mr. Evil -
U.N. Representative
Mr. Powers, I would never have sex with you, ever! If you were the last man on earth and I was the last woman on earth, and the future of the human race depended on our having sex, simply for procreation, I still would not have sex with you.
Vanessa